Misc Web/Tech

Happy Easter

The new web site is slowly but surely getting there. Our web design team hasn’t had much time to work on it, but at least to photo gallery is up and running. We will try to make more content available there. Any comments would be welcome.

Please note that you can pick up a feed on the posts and/or the comments on the site should you so wish.

The AGM will be held sometime in May. Further details will follow.


Jingle Bells…part 2

As all 3 teams are playing at home on Dec 17th, we will probably use this date for our Xmas drinks/dinner. Obviously as we don’t know what time we will all be finished, it may just be beer and a TopSquash curry but we can see how it goes on the night. Sorry for those who have already indicated they are not available for this date, but it seems the most convenient one to use. Of course, those who are not picked to play that evening are also invited !!


Jingle Bells..!!

I know its still November but the way the weeks go we will soon be well into the “festive season”, so how about planning an Angels Christmas dinner sometime soon? Finding a suitable date may be tough (matches, office Xmas parties, holidays etc) but if anyone has any suggestions/ideas let’s hear them and we will see what we can do…..



Awesome picture of this “she-devil” can be found here: [link removed, it was a hoax/Jess]


Men’s Rules

Received this from my wife…

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now
these are the rules from the male side…OUR RULES!
Please note … these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl.
If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!…Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

10. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

11. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both!!! If you already know
best how to do it, just do it yourself!

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.

17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We DO that!

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.

19. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

24. Thank you for reading this…and Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know
men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them an education!!

Number 2 applies to Wednesday evenings as well 🙂



Hi, this is just a test to see if I can get this thing to work!! Will be down at TopSquash tonight (17/3) for a bit of training after a week off….anyone else joining??